I believe this is taking place to me yet again. Just when I thought things were improving, here we are starting over. It's like a broken record. To be honest, I'm starting to question my sanity.

• I really need to change my routine
• This can't be real
• I need a vacation

You Won't Believe What Just Happened!

I just saw the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A bird was flying in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.

People were screaming and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!

You Won't Trust This!

Wowzers! This is totally crazy. A guy was walking down the street and randomly a flock of chickens came out under a car. They were running all over the place, and cars were confused. It was absolute chaos! Seriously! I had to share this crazy story with you guys.

I Refuse to Believe What I See

It all started with a weird event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw slacked in utteramazement.

I couldn't comprehend what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a dream. This can't be real, right? It has to be a hallucination.

Maybe I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?

This Is Unbelievable!

You guys won't believe this just website occurred. Seriously, I think I'm going to pass out! The whole thing was just so wild.

• It's unreal
• Seriously though
• I need to document this

See ya later! You won't believethe rest of the story!

This Totally Boggles My Mind

Seriously, the concept is just unfathomable. I struggle with understanding it, but it's like decifering hieroglyphics. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.

• Perhaps try a different approach?